Guest: B L Morticia


The Beautiful Thing About Going Down


Hello readers and welcome to the sexy part of a post I did not that long ago for the Valentine’s Day celebration at whipped cream about going down.
Now, there I had to keep it PC but here, I can be my very, uncensored self since the lovely Sam Crescent has given me, well, free reign. *laughs*
Okay, so what is it about sucking cock or muff diving that’s fun? Is it the tongue, maybe you are into pain and like the nibbles or the feel of the grazing of your lover’s teeth on your genitals. Whatever it is, surely, this is something that I feel you must do to give the ultimate pleasure to your partner and vice versa.
Fellatio – Oral Stimulation of the penis
Ooh, I’m hot already…why? Because I do love to give my man his pleasure. I use everything to make him happy. If I had the piercing like this man has, that might even be more fun but instead, I improvise. What else besides your mouth and the things in it can make your man squeal like a bitch?
1. Ice – Ice is a chiller, literally, but I have tried this on my man. I had it in my mouth while giving him a blowjob but I didn’t do it right away. I let it melt a little and though it is a shock to the system at first, it was better once it melted in my mouth and he got used to the temperature.
Whipped Cream – Messy but fun! Just think of your banana split and add a cherry for extra affect. Like I said, it’s sticky but hell, that’s what showers are for.
3. Other sweet things like honey, chocolate syrup – Oohh…this is good. Make it a little cold or a bit warm, don’t burn him unless he’s just that kinky.
4. Wrapped it up in scarves, something soft – like silk, his necktie, your negligee. That adds to it. The whole key is what he feels and pushes him over the edge.
5. Cock rings – Oh yes, my kind of language. He can stay erect makes for a big mess later but erm, again, shower and bath.
To make the fellatio experience even more fun, tie him down, restrain him in handcuffs, even cover his mouth and eyes just to make things even more interesting. This is the part of sexual play that all of us should enjoy, be creative!
Cunnilingus – The act of stimulating the female genitals
Whew, oh yes. We have made it to the receiving half for us ladies and our partners whether they be male or female.
There are so many terms for it; muff diving, eating out, clam chowder, carpet munching. Whatever you call it, how can your significant deny you the feeling that gets you off almost as quick as a good fuck? What? Uh uh, sir, down on your knees. I had one like this that had an issue and well, he was promptly shown the door.
All of what was discussed above applies here too because as long as it is done carefully, he or she, can use the same techniques on you. What I’ve also experienced is when you use other things to get her off. Fingers and toys are good aids in getting her to squirt. Again, use your noggin.
Now, of course, when you do an article like this you must speak about safe sex and good hygiene. Now, I know when you’re all hot, things such as this go out the window but really friends, both acts should be with someone who is disease free. When not sure, protect yourself. Dental Dams and condoms may be needed when you do it for the first time. Why the hell would you want to catch something because you’re not smart? C’mon people. Enjoy yourself but use your head and men, not the one between your legs when it comes to this.
So friends what have we learned? Going down is essential in a relationship, in my opinion. If it doesn’t bother you that your sig doesn’t do it then good for you but personally, for me, that is a deal breaker.
Who says he’ll be hard all the freaking time? When he isn’t, he can improvise by going down and giving you the pleasure you deserve. Erm, we have babies, we have periods, please, we need to be rewarded.
And on the other side, so does he since he has to deal with your crazy ass all day.
This has been BLMorticia, alter ego of Sharita L…keep enjoying yourself, safely. 🙂
Here is a little from my upcoming story from Naughty Nights Press. Book one of the Something New on the Menu Series, Something Fresh Served Hot.
No cover yet. Slated for release in November
Main Character Jimmy LaCosta is curious. Just how far is he willing to go to experience something new? (Unprofessionally edited)

R rated excerpt Language

Later on in the day, I was making my way to the john when I noticed Alex sitting down in George’s office looking over some papers. I was on my way out of the place since my shift was over and my hot night with Zena was in the next hour.
When we exchanged glances, he waved his hand at me. “Jimmy, hey, can you step inside a moment, please?”
I exhaled before going into the small space and closed the door behind me. I had been in George’s office a little too many times for my taste so needless to say, when I went in I was a little nervous about talking to the new boss to be in here.
Still, I thought this to be the perfect time to let Mr. Seidling know my boat doesn’t float that way. Once I got in, I sat in the wooden chair in front of the desk.
“Hey, Jimmy. I was just looking over some things and it seems like you’re in need of a raise my friend. How could you just let George stiff you all these years?” Alex shook his head while still glancing at the large sheet of paper.
I cocked an eyebrow. He was definitely right about this observation.
Okay, maybe he ain’t so bad after all
I ran my hand though my brown mane. “Well, I need the job and um…well, I make okay money, or…”
“No you don’t, Jimmy,” he interrupted. “At the last restaurant I managed, the top cook was making twenty-two bucks an hour. The owner felt it was necessary to pay him well because he kept the customers happy. Not to mention, he was quick, polite…”
I cut him off. “Wait, did you just say twenty-two dollars, an hour?”
Alex chuckled, “Yeah man. You’re only making fourteen. Dude, seriously, you’re getting robbed, yeah. I’ll make sure I let George know he should raise you up to at least eighteen effective immediately.”
My eyes bulged when he said that number. I was trying to keep my excitement in but I couldn’t help it. All the things I could do with making eighteen dollars an hour. A new car, a better apartment than the rat hole I was staying in, and damn, some better clothes. I may be a cook but I like to look good when I step out with the ladies.
“God’s Jimmy, I cannot believe George mimics the guy on that cartoon, what’s his name?” He looked up at the ceiling and snapped his fingers.
I laughed when I thought of my favorite show other than Sportscenter. “Spongebob and you’re talking about Krabs…he’s a tight wad.”
Alex giggled and placed the papers on the furniture in front of him. He locked his eyes with mine which made me a tad uncomfortable. “That show is hilarious.”
We shared a laugh and even though we seemed to be getting along great I had to remember why I was here.
Man, I did come in here to tell him something…oh yeah
I nodded, “Yep, it’s full of laughs. Hey…um Alex…I was uh, noticing the eye you were giving me earlier.”
Alex raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Yeah?”
Suddenly, I froze. As much as I wanted to tell him to stop staring me down like a piece of meat, I thought twice about how to phrase it, especially since the guy told me that he’d be telling George to give me a four dollar raise. I sighed. “Um, yeah dude, was there a reason why you were looking at me like that?”
Alex smacked his lips together and rolled his eyes. “Oh Jimmy, let’s not play games here. You know I was checkin’ you out and don’t tell me that you don’t go that way because I really don’t care that you do. Besides, it’s nothing wrong with looking. Just because I’m taking a gander at your tight fitting jeans to go along with the snug, black tee shirt that you have on, it doesn’t necessarily mean I want you.”
I leaned back in my chair and turned up my lip. “Oh yeah, then what would you call it?” I crossed my legs. I had to hear this.
“Well Jimmy, consider this. When you look at a tasty dish that catches your eye on a menu does that mean you have to order it? And, in your terms, being the macho heterosexual that you are, do you go after every girl you see walking by? Maybe you do. Let’s just stick to the first example, yeah?”
This guy’s a card
It was true what he was saying but then after he completed his sentence, I wondered why he didn’t want me. “Well damn, why don’t you find me attractive?”
“Oh Jimmy, I didn’t say that. I just don’t see why I should order you at this time. There are plenty of obvious reasons. The most important being that you’re so fucking manly, it hurts. I can tell just by the way you walked in here that you’re trying way too hard to be a man.” Alex leaned back in his chair with a smug look on his face.
“What? That doesn’t make any sense.” I stuffed my hands in my pockets and looked at him sideways.
“Fuck Jimmy, when we were in the kitchen you weren’t wearing any mitts or using a towel to get hot buns out of the oven. Why? Because you think it might show you as weak. You’re probably one of those who watches sports shows, drinks beer, and puts your hand down your pants while scratching your balls with your legs wide open, just because you think that’s manly.” He put his hands up, signaling quotes. “Ugh, I know you’re your type, Jimmy Lacosta. The name fits you too, Italian American, yeah?”
What the fuck, why did he just read me like a book

6 thoughts on “Guest: B L Morticia

  1. Excellent post, loved the way you described it all…and you are right experimenting is the best way.
    Girls and guys try sucking on mints to heat your man’s cock to boiling point 😉 combined with ice can have him clawing at the walls to be allowed to cum…

  2. I wanted to start my own blog and I was looking for your suggestions for which sites you think are the best to start one with. . I want to be able to post pictures, text, and music (maybe).. I only want to use a free blog host..

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